Deidara X reader: Bed Hog~

The covers were pulled up to your ears as you slept with a smile on your face. Although the room was completely pitch black you could still hear the heavy breathing of the blonde bomber who lay sleeping behind you. Without warning you were woken with surprise as an arm shot out across the bed landing on your chest. Your (e/c), sleep deprived eyes stared at the limb that had suddenly appeared on your chest only to find the owner of it was none other than Deidara. With a low sigh you rolled over onto your side and shrugged his arm off of you, it wasn't that you hated his touch or anything of the sort, it was the fact that you knew Deidara was an insufferable bed hog and if you were to give him an inch he would simply take a mile.

Finally your eyes were closed again and you were just about to drift back into your slumber when a large weight was pressed down onto of you. A groan escaping your lips as it seemed that Deidara had practically rolled onto YOUR side of the bed right where you were currently sleeping. God you loved the blonde idiot but he had such bad sleeping habits when it came to it.

Slowly and carefully you slid out from under him and stood up on the ground beside the bed, looking down at the still sound asleep figure of the pyromaniac.

"Of course the bastards still asleep" You mumbled to yourself.

You crawled over his sleeping body and laid on the other side of the bed. Deidara's side of the bed. Hopefully you would finally get some rest now, it would be an early start in the morning, due to Leader-sama decided that a morning meeting was a good idea, so getting little to no sleep was not an option for you tonight.

There had been no more disturbances from Deidara so far tonight so you figured you were in the all clear. Sleep swept over your body again and you closed your eyes. Your breathing deepened and slowed when suddenly.

WHACK!

The floor hit you like a back hand slap as you landed face down on the ground at the side of the bed. Confused and a little sore you stood up from the ground only to see the blonde male spread out like a starfish taking up the entire king sized bed. You swiftly snatched up one of the white pillows and threw it square into Deidara's sleeping face. The blonde man shot straight up in bed like a bullet and rubbed his blue eyes, his blonde hair was down and a tangled mess from sleeping. Tapping your foot against the floor you gave him a deadpan solid glare.

"What the hell was that for (y/n) un?" Questioned Deidara.

"You kicked me off the bed!" You snapped back at him.

To which he simply smirked and rubbed the back of his neck. "Oh did I.. sorry, didn't know I had such good aim while I was asleep" He winked at you with a cheeky grin before grabbing your wrist and pulling you back down onto the bed, wrapping his arms around you. You couldn't deny it Deidara had a way of making your anger disappear in the blink of an eye. He held you as if you were some sort of stuffed teddy bear that a child would sleep with and kissed your forehead softly.

"You know you love me (y/n), un." Deidara whispered in your ear as he release the grip on you a little, to which you rolled over to face him and burry your face in his chest, the smell of him intoxicating.

"Yeah, I love you... Even if you are a bed hog!" You replied into his chest.

Both of you fell asleep as Deidara still held you in his arms, a smile on his face the whole night, still taking up the whole bed but leaving just enough space for you to lay on 'your' side of the bed and by 'your' he meant snuggled right up against him.